humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?
if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
- friend: let's go to a party
- me: i can't i'm ugly
"Hey, I love your blog and think you’re amazing-"
"-do you think you can follow me?"
please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag
why are you in the doritos tag
why arent you in the doritos tag
why is there hate in the doritos tag
why is there a doritos tag
party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?