My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
We were supposed to be their shepherds
The first one is absolutely beautiful.
That gas one… fucking dream right there. Never been able to do it.
is it just me
or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio
when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like
David Deida (via kushandwizdom)